Love Thy Neighbor, Don’t Default His Equity Away It is now considered a strategic move to walk away and default on your home if you don’t like the mortgage. I have been reading a little about this topic, and at first I was pissed that people were doing it but I have started to become [...]
Monthly Archives: March 2010
Nothing worth reading
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Who is Killing Willis? Do a search on Killing Willis, and you will find a book that sheds a very different light on the show Different Strokes. If you don’t know what I am talking about, don’t worry about it. Just ignore this and keep reading. Caper Solved.. let’s go shopping. “We are concerned about [...]
Just what we need: a half-ton woman
Friday, March 19, 2010
Heavy news Donna Simpson is fat. She is fat enough to crush furniture, and she wants to be fatter. She wants to get into the record books by being the fattest woman. Here is the saddest part: if she can’t be the fattest woman ever, she will settle for the fattest mom ever. Sounds to [...]
Wal-Mart Will Solve This Caper
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Washington Township, New Jersey Wal-Mart has a something in common with the kind people of this planet: it has an asshole. Someone came over the loudspeaker and announced, “Attention Wal-Mart customers: all black people leave the store now.” So Wal-Mart officials are reviewing security tape to find out who did it. That shouldn’t be too [...]
Washington State Karma
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
This lady from WA is watching TV and her heart goes out to the Haitians. So she gives her tax return as a donation to the cause. For those who believe in Karma, you will get a kick out of this next part: she wins the lottery. The same day. So now she is 50 [...]