They don’t always win.
Kevin Garn made a mistake as a young man: when he was 28 he skinny dipped with a girl almost half his age. Then when he was in public office she extorted 150 thousand dollars from him, saying it would “help her heal.” Well, I guess 150 large doesn’t go very far in the world of an immoral extortionist named Cheryl Maher, because the hush money didn’t “hush” her. She has been telling newspapers about the incident. But, Kevin Garn came forward and admitted to getting naked into a hot tub with her and he also admitted that he paid the extortion money. He admitted it was a mistake he made 25 years ago, and he was remorseful about the whole thing. Fellow politicians were very impressed with his honesty and I think he handled it very well.. score one for the good guys. Eat shit, Cheryl Maher.
Feed them Shamu
A Chinese zoo has starved 11 Siberian tigers to death. The zoo maintains that the animals didn’t die of malnutrition, but rather from various diseases. Kind of a big coincidence though, considering that the animals all died in the last 3 months and that the zoo was feeding them only chicken bones because they didn’t have any money. So a whale at Sea World kills a trainer because it has a shitty attitude.. a couple of these Siberian tigers killed a trainer because they were hungry. Perhaps the tigers should eat Shamu; they could use the fat in order to survive the “bitter cold winter” that the zoo used as the reason to hide the bony tigers in little iron cages.
Villagers will teach a lesson to teacher-eating wolves
Villagers in Alaska have been worried because fearless wolves have been edging closer and closer to town. Well, a school teacher who recently moved to Alaska, because she craved adventure, was chased and killed by wolves, who then dragged her off the road and ate her. Look for a lot more fur trading on auction sites in the near future…
Elton John to confirm gay Jesus suspicion?
A man whose name I forget has been arrested for holding up a sign in public that reads “Elton John Must Die”.. the sign was a response to Elton John’s statement that Jesus Christ was a gay man. I don’t know that this guy was serious about killing Elton John – it seems he would do things differently if he really was – but it got me to thinking about certain things. If Elton John believes Jesus was gay, then he believes in Jesus. So he most likely believes he will face God when he dies. I wonder how that meeting is going to go.. ?
Taxed
The national average for taxes just hit it’s all time high, since the average rates have been recorded. West Virgina started state taxes back in 1921, and since then it has been up and up. More injury: Wal-Mart is trying to get you to pay taxes on your internet orders from places that aren’t required to tax you. You see, if the place that you order from has a physical location in your state, you pay taxes. But, if there isn’t a physical location in your state, you don’t pay taxes. Since Wal-Mart is all over the country they have no choice but to charge everyone taxes. Well, it isn’t enough for the Wallyworld empire that they are killing the small business owner.. now they want to make internet order companies charge you more in hopes that they can kill them too. So when you order from Amazon, you will pay more – if Wal-Mart gets their way.
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